Tonight I went to go to the washroom at the grocery store and found it so covered in urine that I had to 'hover' over the toilet seat. As I was hovering, I wondered if the people waiting outside to use the washroom could hear the thundering noise that urine makes when dropping from such heights. I resented being put in this 'position'.
I made sure it was clean when I left…
Let me just say that I HATE it when people don’t clean up after themselves. If you are weird enough to not sit on the toilet seat, PLEASE clean it up after yourself! I USUALLY check to make sure the coast is clear before I plop myself down, but there is the odd time I don’t and that is when… what an icky icky icky feeling! There’s nothing quite like the sensation of having others urine on your ass. And I swear there are some toilet seats that camouflage the wet seat because I’ve checked and it appeared to be clean and yet I still ended up with that horrible sensation. Talk about being duped!
I could go on and on, but a friend of mine said it the best. Rose got pissed off after encountering one too many soiled toilet seats one day and wrote a note to put up in all the women’s washrooms on her floor. It’s classic and VERY to-the-point so I’ve included it here…
A LESSON IN TOILET SEATS
The toilet seat is inherently clean.
The toilet seat should NOT give you a disease, bad germs etc.... The skin on people’s butts is relatively clean. If you are that worried about germs, then think about what dirty things your hands touch, like doorknobs (IN THE BATHROOM) and computer keyboards. People pick their noses (and other areas) A LOT!!!!!!!!
The toilet seat MIGHT be gross and dirty because those of you who are scared of germs and squat over the toilet seat in an effort to avoid germs PEE ON THE SEAT.
Let’s face it; squat peeing is never a clean stream. It is in contact with your genitals before it hits the air. THAT is when pee that would normally be clean picks up germs. And when you squat that germy pee ends up on the toilet seat for all the sane sitters to pick up.
THAT IS GROSS!!!!!!!!!! If you are a toilet-seat-o-phobic, and feel the paranoid need to squat, PLEASE WIPE YOUR PEE OFF THE SEAT WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED (preferably with soap and water). OR, put toilet paper on the seat before you sit on it. Either way, TRY TO GET SOME PEE IN THE TOILET!!!!!!!
Thank you-
From a girl who is not afraid to put her bum on things.
Rose is an excellent writer… check out her blog Procrastinating Rosie.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
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