I spent a lot of money eating at this fancy restaurant and drinking tonight. Then after that... actually trying to get drunk. I figured the party could only get better the drunker I got. And then when it was time to dance, I’d be ready baby. OH YEAH, I'd be ready, that’s for sure.
Then everyone went home.
And then I was drunk... at home.
That sucks my lily white dimpled saggy ASS.
Then I spent a lot of time trying to 'undo the drunk'. Me being drunk at home is just a waste of everyones' time. And I shall not feel well tomorrow. Oh no, not well at all.
I know the drill. Krike.
And then I had some Cheerios.
Goodnight all.
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Interesting! Where does the myth originate----the one about if I'm tanked I can dance. It seems to me that although ETOH may decrease inhibitions, it also does wierd things to the synapses and has a distinctive negative influence on muscle coordination. For someone who trips over a string on the floor, it may be just as well everyone went home and you didn't get a chance to break something before "Rome". Now that was unkind (sorry). The truth is you dance just fine when your sober(I think I saw you on the television show "So you think you can Dance" the other night).
Do you think people that drink think they can sing as well as dance? It may explain some of the people trying out for Canadian Idol.
I need to clarify a few things here:
Not can dance tanked, but will dance.
Weird things to the synapses = obliteration.
For me muscle coordination is not possible on a good day, completely sober.
A string on the floor is completely optional for a trip straight to Lipstandland.
I don't dance fine when I'm sober, I know this already. And like Canadian Idol, I would never audition under some pretense that I can... I will admit to being the William Hung of sober dancing.
If for some reason I have a few brews and get a hairbrained idea that I can dance/sing, then it doesn't matter because I'm 100% sure I couldn't get past security.
Security personnel tend to pick on me when I've been drinking, not sure why that is...
Hey, by the way, didn't someone tell me I could be anything I want when I grow up? You didn't say anything except a singer/dancer. Thanks a lot!
I'm sure the person that said you had the potential to be anything you wanted when you grew up, meant when you were sober!!!!!
Are you fat? You talk about food alot and your photo only shows part of your face. You could be hiding a double chin!
I loooooooooooooooove food!!! The double chin development project is definitely in the works.
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