On one of these hot summer evenings recently, a friend and I were sitting on my patio. Just then the neighbour across the way decided to come out for a smoke and a drink... ahem, likely NAKED. However, he stood behind the BBQ the whole time. We watched avidly to find any kind of proof that he was indeed... neked. Would he wander away from the BBQ and fix his flag (pun intended)? Would he decide to get some fresh air in the breezy area on the other side of his deck?
Nope. We came up disappointed.
Or perhaps our curiosity would have killed us. Did we REALLY want to have proof that the dude was wearing nuthin but the suit he was born in? No, no we really really didn't.
It shall remain a mystery, thank God.
ps. Come to think of it, it's a good thing I called this post 'Neked Neighbour' (versus 'Naked Neighbour') or I'm sure I'd get all sorts of weirdos looking for porn on my blog. Man, would they ever be disappointed!!!
Update: For more on my neked neighbour, click HERE and HERE.
3 comments:
Gross! But hilarious pic! I miss being able to see into people's windows in the building across the way :(
Yeah it makes me wonder what they see over here. Me in my bikini relxin' on the patio? I always think it's so private because ppl on the street can't see me, but across the way they have a bird's eye view!!! YIKES.
Or there's always me on my couch. That's gotta be entertaining. You know how you act a little, uh, freer when you think no one is watching you? YIKES. Uh, movin' along here (don't let your mind wander too far weirdo!!!)...........
Anyways, it was kind of weird trying to take a pic of that guy. The flash accidentally went off on the first one and I thought for sure he was going to spot us trying to take his pic. I felt a bit spy-like. Obviously, I'd be a very very bad spy.
I used to walk around there naked when you weren't there (don't worry, stayed away form the furniture), so I hope they can't see in the window!
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