Sorbitol
Maltitol
Gum base (what the?)
Mannitol
Natural flavor
Silicon dioxide
Magnesium stearate
Sucralose
Titanium dioxide
Good thing it has “natural flavor” rather than artificial flavour. Phew! Dodged a bullet there! I suppose most of it isn’t ingested anyways. You chew it, it releases flavour and then the rest is hucked out.
I also noticed that it’s made in China. There’s a lot of shit made in China, even food products I guess. Now think about it, if they wanted to “off” us over here on the other side of the world, they really wouldn’t need nuclear weapons. They could just throw a little sumthin toxic into the millions of products they make for our daily consumption.
Because, even IF it was on the ingredient list and IF people actually looked at the ingredients, who would pick it out?
INGREDIENTS: Sorbitol, maltitol, gum base, mannitol, natural flavor, silicon dioxide, magnesium stearate, cyanide, sucralose, titanium dioxide.
And if they got the cyanide from a natural source, they could just call it “natural flavor”… right?
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UH OH.
3 comments:
I doubt if toxins are a real threat but I wouldn't put it past them to "hurl" into the gum thing if we westerners really annoy them! Haha.
Good one MIch.
Knowing that its kosher too poo in the streets there, I wouldn't be surprised if "poo" showed up on the label.
I believe that poo would also qualify as "natural flavor"!
They can take a dump in the streets there? Really? But they can't chew gum there because people were spitting it out on the streets...? Maybe they know more about the ingredients in gum than I'd even suspected!!!
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