Denial vs. Reality

Sometimes it seems like life is just damage control (and soaking up the little bit of enjoyment in between). God, I couldn't have put it any better than Scott Adams did in his post: My Middle-Sized Problems.

My life = "infinity problems" (read what he says about infinity problems, haha).

And when it comes to my life, Reality is kickin' the shit outta Denial right now. Denial has a near perfect record too! Either Denial has been slacking off, eating pizza and beer, getting all drunk and pudgy... Or Reality has been hardcore on a performance-enhanced sumo-ninja-assassin type of training program. Probably both.

Yikes.

Update: Apparently, quite a while ago, Denial got word of Reality's training program and decided to join a program too... except somehow Denial was a bit stunned at the time and joined some Beverly Hills Ninja/Chippendales training program!!! That explains a LOT.