Here is my full list:
10. The high pitched sound of flourescent lights.
9. Cracking of bones, joints or knuckles (on a similar vein, crushing a beetle- eww I HATE that, can't do it).
8. The most annoying sound in the world (originated by Jim Carrey).
7. Someone having a blowout in the can (the splatter sound is just RUDE).
6. Metal on any other surface (i.e. fork hitting a tooth... yikes).
5. Someone throwing up (particularly the cat at about 5am).
4. A chain saw.
3. A kid screaming his/her lungs out.
2. Dentist drill.
... and the worst sound ever?
1. My former roomie Flo singing, if you can call it that. Sorry Flo.
Seriously, though, the cats used to RUN and hide... It actually sounded similar to #3, but with words and something that vaguely resembled a melody.
5 comments:
don't the cats run and hide when you sing too?
Anyhow, I have another to add. The worst sound in the world - remote control cars and four year olds.
ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't mind the dentists drill. I am so immune to having my mouth ripped at by dentists et al. that I actually fall asleep in the chair (much to their chagrin).
can't wait to see ya!
The worst sound in the world is when a woman weeps becuase her husband has died violently for nothing.
When a child weeps because its mother has been torn apart in an explosion.
The tone of a man's voice, who moments ago was beautiful and
strong. And now lies dying.
The look in his eyes is a sound you can never forget.
It wakes you up in the middle of the night. The voice in his eyes haunts you for an eternity.
This is happening now.
You are so fucking lost in your self indulgent shit that you disgust me.
The Horseman
Dude, looks like you're the lost one.
Don't presume you have a patent on pain my dear. We all have our crosses to bear. Just because we don't bear them in public doesn't mean we are shallow self-indulgent fools. Get a grip dude, life is too short.
Don't go spewing your hate on my site please. If you don’t understand that the point of this blog is to be light in a world that can be incredibly dark, then you don’t need to stop by.
I admit to hearing much worse sounds than the ones I’ve listed here, but listing those would be depressing, not entertaining at all, and not the purpose of this blog. People come here to get happy. I hope for one shining second, that they feel better about themselves by reading about someone who is a bigger goof, is more of a freak, has more self-percieved flaws or worse luck on that day than they did.
Tell me, in a place that is sooo horrible, did you make someone smile today?
I did :)
Hey Rose... You're so right girl, life is too damn short! Regarding those cats though, for some reason, when Flo sang they'd run, but when I sing, they run TO me. It's the strangest thing ever! I don't know, maybe they think I'm in pain or something? Anyways, I can't wait to see you too! I think I'll play hooky a little next week;)
You missed the sound of someone about to spit and working up a nice big loogi. Not as bad as the old drill, but still disgusting.
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