You mama is so scary, she makes mimes scream!
Yo mama is so scary, she's ruined the livelihood of thousands of mimes!
Yo mama is so scary, even Stephen King has nightmares about her!
Yo mama is so hairy, she has to get a her hair done at the pet groomers!
Yo mama is so hairy, she has to stay out of the forest during hunting season!
Yo mama is so big and hairy, she's listed in Wikipedia under "Wookiee"!
Yo mama is so big and hairy, she starred in both "Star Wars" and"Sasquatch, The Legend of Bigfoot"!
Yo mama is such a freak, she's been thrown out of auditions for DeuceBigelow, Extreme Makeover and the Surreal Life!
Whatever, so I'm not as witty as Garner! I had to TRY! You see, I want to win the flowers and those shiny diamonds for my Mama, because she's the bestest mama in the whole entire world!
2 comments:
the last one was funny. The rest of them.....um......
c'mon queen of wit, you can do better!
yo mama's so fat when you sneak up behind her on a monday and call her name, its tuesday before you see her face.
C'mon, the pet groomers? Now THAT's funny!!!!
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