There are some interesting magazines out there, but most of them kinda suck. Oops, I should rephrase that, most of the women's magazines suck. Isn't there something more interesting to talk about than makeup, fashion, losing weight, gossip about celebrities and pleasing your man in bed? Now I know what you men will say - "no there isn't, actually." And of course I'll know you're talking about the last one... ahem. (Here is where my boyfriend would pipe in and say something to the effect of how maybe I should read MORE of those magazines... *thanks, thanks a lot man...) (It's a little weird how I treat myself like crap when I'm acting as my boyfriend, I think I should talk to my therapist about that one.) (Note: I don't have a therapist, perhaps this is a sign that I should have one?)
AHHHHHHHH. I need to stop the extreme tangent action. Let me get to the point NOW. Here a 5 things that SUCK about women's magazines...
5) The magazine has an impossibly perfect-looking person on the cover, and even then it has to be photoshopped until she is almost unrecognizable as human.
4) You try to find the Table of Contents and you have to leaf through the first 20 pages a few hundred times in order to locate it.
3) When you try to find an article, you can't even find the page number because they can't be bothered to put numbers on every page! Are they really saving that much ink by omitting page numbers on 75% of the pages???
2) You are finally enjoying the article on page 127 and you get to the bottom of the page and it says, "continued on page 212." So you spaz out AGAIN trying to find page 212. (Sometimes at the bottom of 212 it will then make you go to 242 in order to finish the damn article. This will often result in a magazine flying across the room.)
1) The articles are often boring and useless. We need more Maxim-type photos and articles, but for women!
Oh wait, I just ran across this: Guy Without His Shirt: Check out this month's half-naked hunk. Hmm. Well, it's a start... Wow, there are lots of guys without their shirts on there. And oh, there's a Body Language Decoder, Sex Tips from Guys and Sex Positions - Master these moves for maximum pleasure...
Wow, researching this blog topic was rough. Well, I'm gonna go now. I've been a little sidetracked here... Maybe reading magazines on the internet is my thang...
If you're still bored after viewing all the guys without their shirts and examining all the suggested sex positions, these are somewhat interesting:
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4 comments:
hey slacker shouldn't you be doing your PhD so you aren't stressed for our Cali trip? The only magazines you should be reading should have words like "journal" and "cell" and "nature" in the titles.
Whacky!
Amen to Rosie; er, sorry Rosie. I enthisiastically support your position; er, not referring to positions as mentioned in the blog, er----whatever!!!
Sorry; can't understand why people get so whacked out about a buff body. I mean it would be great to have a bod like those..them....er.
But I got to tell ya...if I spent the hours needed to achieve a bod like that...then I wouldn't be working. I would be sponging off the shallow female that I would be "hooked up" with. On second thought...after my week I could appreciate a vacuous dingy female paying my way....hm...
Steve
Yes indeed, and the same goes for plastic chicks who sponge off rich men I suppose. Sugar Daddy basically pays them to look good. Luckily true love is blind. And I say luckily or else no one would love me with a floppy ass like I have!!!
Oh but how I love to look at the buff bod... ;)
Uh, what do you mean by "whacky" Rose? One blog post per week is going to keep me from our California road trip? I hope not! But I see your point... Back to the grind for me :( ttyl...
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