Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Fat Pat

There's currently a debate raging amongst my msn messenger friends. The big question?

Is this a male or a female???


We all agree that he/she freaks us out. But we're split down the middle on gender. Hence the name I've given to it, "Pat".

Androgenous Pat.

I would like to clarify and stand by my current position that Pat is actually a FEMALE. I mean, check out the hair. It looks like it's up in some sort of beehivey 'do. And what about the boobs? I know overweight boys can have their own stellar set of boobies, but these have 'chick' written all over them!!! (In DAISIES no less... most boys would not be caught dead wearing a daisy shirt!)

Don't let my arguments sway you. I NEED to know what you think. Please add your comments/viewpoints if you have an opinion and are able to either support or enlighten me.

7 comments:

1Green Thumb said...

I would vote for female for sure.... I think

Jensies said...

No way - totally a boy ... unfortunately

Anonymous said...

Yes it's a girl - if you look at the right of her head - you'll see the ponytail swing into the picture

Anonymous said...

I have to tell you birdhead ... that is far from conclusive evidence. Video replay does not clearly show this apparition to be the likes of a pony tail. Seems to be some form of tracer left behind in the shotty editing of the high speed head jiggle. Furthermore, any person that allows their child to wear such clothing regardless of gender, would not hesitate to also allow them to indulge in any one of the infamous Mullet hair styles. My vote says that "PAT" is a young boy originating somewhere in the southern states. He has 2 older sisters (inherits some of their plus size clothing) and his parents inevitably have a burned out Camaro or El Camino in their yard.

Jensies said...

AMEN, BROTHA!

michie said...

Looks like it's 3-2 so far as the kid being a female. That's too close to be conclusive as of yet.

Great story db... I just have to wonder what the REAL story is on this kid. Is "Pat" a computer whiz who made this gif him/herself, was it the work of some sick twisted older sibling or parent, and what kind of uppers is Pat on??? I need me some.

Al said...

Boy, eleven years old. Still having tantrums. By that age (size) girls have gotten over "that" kind of tantrum.