Friday, September 15, 2006

10 Signs that Summer is Over

10. You spend more your mornings finding and pairing up socks... to wear in SHOES, bye bye sandals:(

9. Your % daily exposed skin goes from 75 to about 10... basically only face and hands.

8. The temperature goes from a nightime low of 8 degrees to a daytime high of 8 degrees.

7. Shivering becomes your sole source of daily exercise.

6. You RENT the summer blockbusters.

5. The days get shorter, the nights longer and weekend activities go from outdoor in nature to indoor... No wonder northern climates have a lot of spring babies!

4. The Black Dog patio stops calling your name.

3. All the damage you did to your face in the summer sun starts to become all too apparent as the 'healthy glow' starts to fade away into a muddy pale blueishness.

2. Hibernation mode kicks in... You start hoarding food and consuming enormous amounts of it to prepare your fat stores for the long loooong winter.

1. You have only 65 days to write a thesis. AAaaaaaaccckkkkk!!!!!!!.

2 comments:

Rosie said...

I only have 730 to write my thesis. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I wish I was in your position right now, with a light at the end of the tunnel (and not one thats headed straight for you).

Al said...

Also, there was the "frost on the pumkin" this morning.
Buck up, kid. Your on the home stretch!