Even more stupid than those who forward chain emails to 10 of their friends hoping that they'll get money in the mail from Bill Gates, magically find their true love in the next 24hrs or be unbelievably blessed by good luck for the next 5 years…
Even more stupid than people who think they can check out porn sites for free and wonder why their computer is overrun with popups...
Even more stupid than the people who, when told they've won a million dollars, if they only pay $1000 first…
Even more stupid than people who call $3.95 a minute services and don't expect to be put on hold indefinitely…
Even more stupid than people who think that pyramid scheme is going to make them wealthy beyond their wildest dreams…
… Are the people who reply to spam.
Ok, so a few of us have fallen prey to at least one of the above. I'm not admitting it though, nope.
I just can't fathom why anyone would reply to spam… Do they think that pill actually contains what it says it does... That the horny housewife is going to love you long time... That the stock tip from a spammer will actually pan out???
Do any of these look remotely tempting?
I had this in my mail this morning:
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I don't get it. What about that email is convincing? Adding 3-4 inches? What, does the penis divide in two? And what's with the attempt at humor at the end? I like how the spammer equates size with pleasure... yeah whatever.
The worst part is that you KNOW that SOMEONE is responding to this shit. Otherwise why is my inbox filled with it day after day?
Scott Adams posted about Spammers on his blog. Totally cracked me up (check that link, it's much funnier than my rant is here...).
He says:
I imagine some guy named Barney in Florida opening his e-mail, seeing the subject line "Re: it see to amiss" and thinking "this must be from one of my friends." Then he opens it, only to be surprised that it's a pitch for penile enlargement pills that also cure baldness and help you pick winning penny stocks.
Now at this point you might expect Barney to wonder why he hasn't seen stories all over the news about this miracle breakthrough drug. But he doesn't wonder. All he knows is that he's poor, bald, and hung like a frozen caterpillar.
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Hey, I clicked on "these women arelookingforhotsex" and nothing came up (no pun intended). Oops, wrong web site!
hahaha... nice.
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