I have no idea what to be for Halloween this year. I'm NOT going as Wayne again (btw, the look on Nancy's face kills in that pic). For one thing, that hat and wig kept coming off whenever I'd do the required headbanging that goes with the outfit (or try do any kind of fancy acrobatics... that doesn't really go with the outfit). So that's not good, not good at all. I require total freedom of movement.
Come to think of it, most costumes don't hold up under the pressure of my Cirque du Soleil-style acrobatic wizardry.
I know you're going to suggest I be a Cirque du Soleil chick for Halloween... BRILLIANT IDEA!
NOT.
I don't have the physique nor the talent to pull something like that off. I can say "excellent", "shwing" and headbang... but the splits, backflips and balancing on someone else's head is just out of my league. Oops, did I just admit that? Uh yeah, I'm not THAT good of a dancer, even though I talk a good game. Sometimes after a few bevvies I may attempt to balance on someone's head, but usually it's MY OWN.
No wonder I wake up with injuries the next morning, the origin of which I have no clue.
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