Jo: Nate, can I ask you personal question?
Suddenly Nate wondered if someone had spilled his deepest darkest secrets to the girl who used to be known as “The Grapevine.”
Nate: Go ahead, shoot Jo.
Jo: What’s with the manpurse Nate?
You see, lately Nate’s been carrying a manpurse. Ok, it’s a bag, but technically it’s still a purse. Don’t get me wrong; it’s fairly masculine, almost cool in a hippyesque kind of way… That is, cool in the same sense that Nate’s kilt is cool, you don’t see that every day in these parts. It’s got all the features of a kilt but it’s not tartan, so you end up wondering if it’s a kilt or a skirt. But hey, at The Black Dog anything goes. That’s what we love about it… and about Nate.
Turns out that Jo wasn’t as curious about WHY Nate carried a purse as she was about what was IN the purse. It appeared to be totally empty. Boys don’t tend to carry makeup, hair brushes/product or, ahem, feminine protection so... WHAT WAS IN IT!?!
He wouldn't reveal. Alas, the manpurse shall forever remain a mystery.
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