A while ago, a guy I was dating decided he didn't want to date me anymore. Ouch. He must've thought he had a stash of "Get Out Of Relationship Free" cards because he gave me absolutely no explanation. When I asked WHY, his exact words were (and I can quote him because he broke it off by email... sheesh): "Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid."
It would be really handy in life to get away with that answer.
Boss: Why are you late for work?
You: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
You: Doc, why do I have raging diarhea?
Doc: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: How many sex partners have you had?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: Have you ever had a one night stand?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: Have you ever had sex with my sister?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: How about a donkey?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: Have you ever had an STD?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: Do you have an STD infection right now?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Woman: Do you wanna have sex right now?
Man: YES!
Woman: Do you have a condom?
Man: Sorry but that's one question I won't answer...just because of past experiences I've learned some things are better left unsaid.
Ok, so I know guys avoid being honest so they can dodge all sense of responsibility... and possible waterworks. But if us women aren't given any reason, we make up all sorts of stuff in our heads. Maybe my breath smelled or he thought it was weird how I rambled on about poo or he saw my butt in those bad jeans which I can never ever wear again or he misunderstood what I said about hurting kittens...
Blah blah blah. Guess I'll never know.
2 comments:
why were you hurting kittens
I won't admit to anything stated in this blog.
But I will say that I'll never wear those jeans around a guy I think is cute ever again...
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