Many online sites have a section for first date suggestions. Here are a few that made me chuckle...
good date: we go do something which we can both enjoy so we can be relaxed, have fun and actually get to know a bit about each other.
bad date: i politely tell you i'm not interested, you show up in my foyer with a set of hand cuffs and a rubber mallet.
On our first date I thought it might be fun to Lick each others necks,Dress up like clowns and rob Liquor stores at gun point(of course split the money),,and go for a walk and grab old peoples buttocks,and Jumping naked on a trampoline.
what do i hope to do on a first date?... umm YOU!... duh... next question please... lol... (just joshin.. if you have made it this far you probably either have the same sense of humour as me or are building a legal case against me...lol) ... a quick drink in a cool little spot would suffice...
First, we would meet at Tim Hortons. When our eyes first meet, the electricity, sparks, heat and passion would set off the sprinkler system. We would quickly run out, covering our heads with random strangers coats. Once in the parking lot, we would hop into my Ferrari and whisk ourselves to Jasper, where we would have a lovely day shopping and visiting all the kitschy and touristy places you wanted to see. You would then be kidnapped by a horde of evil ninja's, and be taked hostage. I would mount a daring, James Bond-esque rescue, and we'd barely escape with our lives. Next, we would fly to Vegas, where we'd take in a show or two. After the shows, we'd hit the casino floor, where we'd bankrupt the casino shooting on the high-limit craps table. We'd walk out filthy rich, and own the casino. When we left the casino, Mike Tyson would make a disparaging comment about you, and I would gallantly jump to your defense and mop the floor with him. Finally, we'd fly to Paris and climb the Eiffel Tower and share the most passionate kiss ever experienced on the planet earth as the sun rose in the distance. You'd never be the same, nor would I. It would be love at first sight, and we'd be inseperable for the rest of our lives.
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Having just come back from a first date off a dating site, I can say -
* men, please make an effort to smell nice and be clean. That just-in-from-garden-work smell is not on and why are you wearing clothes that are too big?
* I don't want to hear about every job you ever did or every place you ever lived
* Don't ask me about the site - why would I want to 'chat' to someone off the site about all the guys I am writing to or meeting?
* Don't say 'Tell me what you know about me. It's just that I have written to so many people it's hard to know what you would know by now'. Turn off!
* Pay. Yes that's good but I don't owe you because I only had a cup of tea and you had the full works.
True dat Janeybelle! Sounds like you could teach Online Dating 101... ;)
I guess if he's that clueless, you probably don't want to date him anyways. So maybe it's good that they aren't hiding these neon-sign type RED FLAGS! That way you can just cut and run as soon as you get the chance. I still think the key to it is having a stringent screening process.
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