There's some freak on this floor that enjoys not flushing the toilet after taking a big dump. I know it's sick, but it's true! I don't make this shit up (no pun intended).
Anyways, it's pretty rude to go to the washroom and go into a stall and see that. What kind of feces exhibitionist sicko actually wants people to see their crap? I don't get it. And if it's not some kind of sick exhibitionist plot, then someone needs to figure out how to flush a fricken toilet! It happens too regularly to be coincidence or just a random event. And I've even had to do a double take because it's sometimes rather shocking... and not simply due to the presence of crap where a clean toilet is supposed to be. (Without going into details, I'll just say that one time I wondered how something that size came out of a person and not an elephant... like, it didn't make sense given the sheer physics of the human sphinctor? And how many days did this person go without crapping to produce such a thing?)
I know, a little too much brain power wondering about the capabilities of the human gastrointestinal tract. Unfortunately this is a mystery that shall not be solved upon my sheer speculation (or perhaps fortunately because what would a person do with this information once found out?).
Guess I'll never know who the weirdo is, we'll just all have to warn each other as to which stall to avoid on any particular (poopy) days.
... for an update on the poo caper situation, see Epoophany.
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leave a sign stating that there is a hidden camera in the bathroom and the pooleaver will be caught.
No wonder you haven't graduated yet!
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