Epoophany

I had an epiphany the other day. I was thinking about how it’s been a long time since I’ve fallen victim to the Poo caper’s stinky shenanigans. (If you’re confused, see the Poo Caper entry: The poo caper strikes again.

Then I noticed, I haven’t seen any sign of the dreaded PC since my friend (we’ll call her “Assenav”) graduated and moved out of this building. Hmmm, coincidence? I think not. I know that she will try to deny it, however it is too crazy of a coincidence to NOT make a connection.

I hate to say this, I really really do… but Assenav, if you are reading this, you should think seriously about sneaking in unnoticed one day and leave a little present behind for the world to see. Even better, while you’re on holiday get someone who still hangs out here to do it for you. That is totally the best alibi. I mean, IF they can muster up something like that (can you say “2 cups of all bran?”). That would clear your name once and for all. Of course, it would have to be someone you trust and that you don’t care if they know you’re actually the dreaded ‘Caper’ of course.

As long as they don’t end up enjoying the experience and take over your PC shenanigans. Shit. This is all too confusing… I think you’d better try to clear your name on your own Assenav.

This was a very very bad idea.