Vanessa should have never told me she keeps chocolate in her desk. That's like telling a crack-ho where the money stash is and expecting it to still be there when you get back.
Temptation is a byatch. I once said, "I have no problem resisting temptation, except when something is REALLY tempting. Then I have a problem with it."
This has been another installment of "Deep Thoughts". Ok, so it wasn't as comical as "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", it was more like a "Jessica Simpson moment".
Who is Jack Handey anyways? Is he the SNL writers morphed into one, or a real person? Hmm. Either way, he totally kills me. So if you're ever BORED at work, go steal some chocolate and read some JH (like I'm doing right now:). It's a sure-fire GRIN...
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
Mmmmm CHOCOOOOLAAATE mmmm.
BUH-bye now.
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