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FALLING APART...
Hello, welcome to the show... Thought we broke up years ago... What's up, I just shit my pants... Gambled and I lost... Good times, just blew out my knee... I've fallen and I can't get up... Oh shit, I think I broke my back... Where's the wheelchair?
I'm old school... I'm played out... Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis... The vultures circling above our balding heads...
Second verse, the same as the first I forgot the words again... Railer, lost my inhaler... Who's got a smoke for the Caper? Hold on let me catch my breath... All right, I feel better now... Take it to the bridge...
I'll never be Ozzy... On stage when I'm fifty... I'm gonna look like Elvis... By the time I'm forty... We're already bogus... We're already fading... We'll never be The Rolling Stones... I'm staying home...
Dementia and senility... My failing muscles atrophy... I've lost all ability... Falling apart... Blue hair, brown teeth... Failing livers, defeat...
Maybe we will try to pull it off... For another year.
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