Did someone slip a happy pill in my coffee yesterday morning? Holy. Perhaps I was still drunk. A day later my fog hasn’t lifted but my good mood has somewhat. I’m too tired to be happy. The first word out of my mouth this morning started with F… Just thinking of everything I have to get done this week. Krike.
Apparently it takes 2 good nights of sleep in order to get over lack of sleep. Hence my difficulty in focusing today. At the moment I sit on the couch with my laptop, checking email and watching Ellen. Jim Carrey is supposed to be on for the segment called “The best of audience dancing 2005”. This should be good. Ellen films people dance at the beginning of the show, and many times they didn’t realize that the camera was aimed at them. There’s some really funny shit. I love watching people dance. It makes me happy. So if you see me laughing as I watch you dance, it’s definitely happy laughter, not mocking laughter. It IS. Really.
Resolutions? Don’t have any. My main goal will be finally graduating this year, and figuring out what the H I want to do after that. Freedom 35? Hmmm… I’ve even overstepped that goal. Plus I don’t see a Sugar Daddy in my near future.
Last year (I think it was) on his Garden State blog, Zach Braff listed some of his new year’s resolutions. They made me chuckle. They were:
-Forgo all exercise (including walking),
-Learn to smoke (something thin like Capri's),
-Take my loved one's for granted,
-Stop washing my hands after twosies,
-Laugh at babies who are late walkers,
-Pull leaves off trees that appear to be flourishing,
-Name the yet to be named voices in my head (something tough like Carl or Kyle)
-Be less kind to bunnies,
-Floss everything but my teeth,
-Travel (but only around my yard and with a light carry-on)
-Stop and smell the Rosens. (They're a wonderful family and absolutely compulsive about showering.)
I like the travel one… and it’s also doable. It’s important that resolutions are doable. Although I think my neighbors might start to wonder about me (more so than they already do). Keep’em guessing I always say.
This coffee is helping dissipate the brain fog. Guess I’ll head in to the office this afternoon. Focus focus focus…
3 comments:
I decided not to do the resolutions this year, but I really like the "be less kind to bunnnies".
I think I found my mission for 2006.
Nice site. I found it by going to blogger.com you were the featured link for all of two seconds..
Hey, that list wasn't a suggestion by any means! Be nice to bunnies! Although, I suppose it's all relative. If you were sickeningly nice to bunnies before, then being less nice might be preferable (and cooler).
If you decided to go and smell the Rosens, that would probably be a better mission. I'm not sure how often you're supposed to stop and smell them. Once a day? The trick would be to figure out how avoid the restraining order.
Cheers!!!
You're mother says you're sick.
D.
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