This is a common phrase found on blinking highway signs... or was at one time. It used to make me think of cake icing and of course then I'd wonder how the hell it conditions hair. It's not a joke, just a stupid thing that went through my head every time I read it.
Bleh.
It's amazing to me that people become WORSE drivers when the roads are shit. Ok, so I'm driving slow because it's damn slippery, and this guy thinks that means he can cut me off. What is the sense in that? Huh? It's fricken ICY, that's WHY I'm driving slow, you LOSER.
Just take note of every time someone cuts or turns in front of you when they see you're driving carefully... so they think they can GUN IT. Count it. I dare ya. If you drive every day, then I propose that you will count it every freakin' day.
As pukey as these losers are, though, I still don't see the point of road rage. I never RAGE. I mean, get a LIFE. Ok, yeah, I definitely swear at others when I'm behind the wheel... BECAUSE I CAN. When else can you get away with calling someone a fuckball right after they've done something supremely stupid, right AT them, and get away with it scott free???
Oh yes, can ya feel THAT BUDDY? Huh huh???
Feels pretty good.
I'm off to do Zen yoga and my daily meditation affirmations. Bye.
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