This just in... a huge Sasquatch dwarfed the crotch rocket as he sped through the University of Alberta campus yesterday, terrorizing people wherever he went!!!
Uh, or is that some Chewbacca fraud riding a minibike, inspiring grins and laughter wherever he went? Either way, I'm glad he went by me twice. The first time I was obviously caught off-guard. The second time I had my camera out as I heard the mini-motorbike draw near... Got'em!
Wow. That was really odd.
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Hmmm that kinda looks like Lee - he went up north on Tues Oct3(BDay) for business. Maybe that was him riding around in his BDay suit checking out hot 18 yr old girls - as a gift to himself?
You have a point there birdhead. He does look freakishly similar to Chewbacca. Coincidence?
Hmmm. I've never seen him with clothes off and he usually shaves from the collar up... So he could totally be a Wookiee and I'd never have guessed it! You, on the other hand, how did you NOT know? He must've really "maintained" for the first while you were together to keep you from getting suspicious until he could get his vicious-looking retractable claws into you! The more I think about it, the more it makes total sense. He's quite tall, has kind of an oblong head, he's intelligent but short-tempered, and he grunts when dissatisfied...
Geez. The things you don't realize about people, err, uh, giant hairy bipeds...
Lee's a decendant of the Wookiees -he's admitted it. When we dated - he religously had his body waxed but now that I have his child he's let himself go. Typical bait & switch!
Wow. That's quite the story.
Could I get the name of his former waxer? I know a couple of giant hairy bipeds, uh, I mean guys...
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