I have one small, err, large problem. I'm all the things on this list except 'petite'. How can a pair of jeans fix THAT?We went to lululemon to try to find some hotpants for the hiphop class. Even lulu can't make this pillow ass look good. I did find some baggy sweatpants there though. You could say they were expensive, for mere sweatpants. However, hiding my real butt from the world is worth it.
Money saved on not having a gym membership: $300 per annum
Baggy sweatpants from lululemon: $67
Sufficiently disguised pillow-ass: Priceless
2 comments:
We always want what we don't have... Trust me, if you had this rear, you'd be trading it in faster than you could say 'YIKES'.
Whatevs... Thank goodness for clothes is all I can say.
I know somebody who knows somebody in Hawaii who makes custo bathing suits. They could probably do the "jeans" thing and you would get a Holiday in Hawaii to boot. So you problem is simply a money one---so finish your studies and get rich; and quit looking at you but in the mirror all the time.
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