Some of you have been inquiring as to how the hiphop classes are going.
Let's just say, I should've worn a disguise to the first class. That way, if I ever run into any of these people in the real world, I won't have to run the other direction in order to avoid the judgment and ridicule.
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Without an mpeg of the actual event, how are we to provide any constructive feedback on your form?
I thought you bought a fancy new camera that could take incriminating movies and such!
hmmm, i bet you're wishing I was in that class.
Yes, and yes.
A video of the class would be helpful, so I could go home and learn the moves! Very very helpful. However, there couldn't be any footage of myself on there, I don't think it takes a judge and jury to figure out that I'm useless at following the instructor.
God Rose, that would kill me... And also make me feel better. I knew there was a reason I liked having you around! That reminds me of volleyball- remember that? You were pretty goofy at it (and I know you can admit that, so you won't get offended at me saying it) and on top of it, I laughed so hard when you would yank your sweatpants up to your boobies and run around the gym like a, ahem... let's just say you were running like a very very young uncoordinated child.
Who invited the drama queen!? I guess since it's your blog it's kind of implied :P
You are totally underrating yourself. You weren't any worse than anyone else in that class. We were all prime examples of arrhythmic white girls who apparently learn slower than pigeons. Really didn't help that the instructor was whipping out moves more advanced than I've ever seen in any of the "beginner" (helloooo!! BEGINNER!) hip hop classes I've taken. I was actually feeling quite resentful of her skinny marginally condescending ass by the end of it haha (but then ... I'm not really a "people-person").
Next week will be better. And, no, no one's watching you. All of our attention is focused firmly on the instructor, trying to figure out how the hell to get from point A to C in a half-count (seriously ... what the dill ... does she freeze time and move to different spots/positions just to mess with us?).
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I look forward to it... Can I get his autograph in between swings?
Uh, Jensies... this week was no better! I felt like reiterating to her that this is a beginner class. At one point I ran through a gamet of emotion- frustration turned to rage, which morphed into humiliation and that almost precipitated a major crying episode. Thanks for blocking the door both times I tried to make a break for it. It was good that I stuck around so I could look like a complete idiot. I wonder what the instructor thinks when she's doing the routine and half the class looks like marionettes run by drunk puppeteers?
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