I pointed out to a friend of mine that someone had a camel toe.
“Camel toe?” she said, “What's that?”
What the? She couldn’t be serious! So I asked if she knew that some girls were called ‘Wanda’ because the initial was written in their pants… Still nothing. Hahaha. So I dug up 'The Camel Toe Report' and sent her the link. Although I have to say, some of those in the photos don’t look very toe-ish, and yet others appear to be computer-enhanced. I hate to plug the website here, however I absolutely cracked up at some of the Toe Haikus. There are some gross ones but some of them were funny. Here’s a sample:
Riding on the seam
Split between good and evil
I cannot choose sides.
The lips are parted
by the bountiful panties
they ask for freedom
Yo-yo in your pants?
Or just happy to see me?
Pick-up line needs work.
Female traffic cop
Attitude and hoof combined
Proceed with caution
boy/girl - no matter
a sideways smile or split-balls
we'll embrace them all
Some of the most unsightly toes I’ve seen have been on men. I was out listening to a band one time, and in the audience I spotted the most prominent toe I’ve ever seen. I pointed it out to my buddy and we laughed but pretty soon he was cursing me. The thing was that the toe-sportin' guy was situated in a position where, like a car crash, it was hard to avoid looking at that gruesome toe. He had it on display like a proud papa.
Ok people, just say NO.
Disclaimer: When I laugh at camel toes, I’m talking the ones on fully clothed people, not anything totally rude like on those websites showing women bent over. That’s just rude.
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This posting was no doubt referring to the illusive “Moose Knuckle” …. Brethren of the “Toe”, the Knuckle is capable of inflicting great discomfort on both the host and an unsuspecting witness (aka the "Victim"). Those who posses this Knuckle must take great care and attention while assuming a seated position or worse yet, crossing their legs. While the Toe and the Knuckle may share some common characteristics …… it is important to note that the Knuckle is rarely held in a positive regard and as such should not be pursued by the aspiring voyeur. Such abuse of the human form would be akin to putting a bull’s eye and accompanying kick me sign in the same region, or at the very least asking to be uninvited from society.
Haha, perhaps you are right that this was indeed a knuckle-sighting. However, if in fact the knuckle inflicts pain on said host, then his must have been excruciating. And judging by his 'proud papa' demeanor, my only conclusion would be that he was some sort of sort of masochistic knuckle exhibitionist.
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