Butt Face connection...

Now here's an item that I really wanted for Christmas and didn't get. I love it. I've often thought about the predicament of using your towel one day on your butt and then the next day using the same part on your face! It has actually crossed my mind in the past. So when I saw this online, I thought it was genius! The folks at Stupid.com write:

There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! Think about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but Stupid.com has a solution.

The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It's a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you can see in the photos, one half is white with the word "FACE" boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is embroidered with the word "BUTT."

Simple, no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again.

Thanks! Now we never have to make the butt-face connection again, unless you choose to... and well, that's your business you sicko!