Do you think you've lost weight? Cuz your head is lookin' HUGE!
A guy at work used to say that to me. It didn't bother me much, he was just trying to make me cry. I fought back though, and later on I even earned the name "Acid Tongue" in honor of my cutting comments and quick retorts.
I've since mellowed. However, I did gain a bit of a complex about my big head. My friend Lee started bugging me about it a few years ago. It got so I'd look in the mirror and all that would ring in my ears was "big head big head big head". It's ok. I take a medium hat size so it can't be THAT ginormous.
Then it came to me one day as I was staring at his girlfriend's noggin... she has the tiniest head EVER. He even calls her "Birdhead". She's small from top to bottom though, so everything's relative, right? Man, if my head was any smaller I'd look a bit triangular. Nope, I'm certainly no 'orange on a toothpick'.
Oh well. I think me and my big head are gonna go now. Buh-bye.
1 comment:
I share your big head insecurities. I myself have a good size melon, and to top it off, a very round (lollipop) face and very small shoulders. So I literally look like a lollipop. I was one of those women who looked good in shoulder pads. My hats are average size though. :P
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