Hurlworthy schedule

I hate working this much. It's seriously sickening. I don't know how people do it, I need BALANCE! My personal life is so messy it's basically 99% pure MUNG. What is mung anyways? Wayne and Garth didn't even seem to know. And what do they mean on commercials when they say something is 99%pure... What the hell else is in there? Mung perhaps? Like that Ivory soap shit... 99% pure WHAT? And if it's soap, then there must be something else in it that causes it to coat the skin like that. Or is THAT soap scum? Because I never ever knew what soap scum was. Maybe just Ivory users get it in their showers? That would be good to know because I'd rather just stop using the Ivory than buy a special cleaner for soap scum. Woah, tangent...

Anyways, as I was saying, me personal life is seriously neglected. It's like mung that's been hurled up and then left to dry and wither up to some sort of puke-dust on the carpet. Not that I've ever let it get to that point. Although it IS easier to vacuum up that way. But don't use Ivory to clean the carpet or you'll have to get a cleaner to clean the Ivory scum.

Sigh. This is becoming tiresome. My unofficial break is now over... I should have gone for a walk instead. Hindsight. What's done is done and I'm NOT backspacing this hurlworthy entry. Sorry about your luck. You read all this for what? Hahaha. No, I really AM sorry. For everything. Bye.