Makin' it Big

I must be makin' it big. They say the sincerest form of flattery is imitation... and man, there's people imitating me all over. I see people tripping, spilling food and overall just making asses of themselves everywhere.

Besides, you know you've made it when you have your own action figure. Yep... here it is: http://www.stupid.com/stat/CCLF.html

I've made the big time alright.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home and play with myself. Ahem... no, the action figure you pervert!