I don't know what's up with my cats lately... or likely ONE of them.
The other day Deneen was laughing at the fact that I'd planted a fake cat poo in the hallway. Uh, no I didn't. ALL EVENING she waited for me to fess up. She examined it closely, "How did you get it all shiny and wet looking like that?" "It's real," I kept saying. Finally she took a piece of paper and pierced it and smelled the extracted specimen. "Yeah it's poo," she said, "Do you wanna smell it?" "NO, I KNOW it's poo!!!"
Then the next evening she found pee in her bathtub. The next evening there was more. And more in my tub too!!!
WTF is going on!?!?!
I know some people pee in the shower, but the cats??? I guess there are worse places they could pee, like on my pillow or something. That would be ultimate-rude. I've heard of cats leaving "gifts" on the bed when they're pissed off at their owners. But what did I do? I don't know but this is fricken STRANGE. It's never happened before.
I'm a bit scared as to where we'll find something next.
Oh the joy of pets!
The bathrooms are on temporary lockdown while I conduct an investigation of this catastrophic situation.
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Some people have trained their cats to do their thing in the human toilets instead of kitty litter. Maybe your cats are giving you the message that they are ready to move up the ladder to adult-hood.
Maybe they have said "if you can pee in the shower, so can I" and maybe they can't differentiate between humans flatulance (90% aroma and 10% substance) and the "90% substance and 10% aroma" of their deposits.
The thought crossed my mind as to what the appartment smells like when you have to "give it a poke" to confirm its the real thing. I can tell when I walk into the garage if the cats have gone in the kitty litter.
Could it be possible the air in the room is so "heavy" they can't find the kitty litter box anymore? Just trying to help!
I think you should tell the story about how we got your ex with the vomit, and people you've pulled the poo thing with. REmember the banana in the bowl? I got Des with that one.
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