I'm Like A Chocoholic But For Booze

I stumbled on these VaniTees the other day... Totally cracked me up.

Here are the other slogans:

I'm a Fucked-Up-Chick Magnet

I'm Getting Pretty Good at Masturbating

If The Heat Doesn't Kill the Elderly I Will

Is This What Passes for an Ironic T-shirt

You Learn Something New and Depressing Every Day

I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am


Come to think of it, I know some guys who could wear all those shirts, simulateneously!