You know what’s weirder? Genital Origami. Yes indeed… Puppetry of the Penis is coming to a city near you!!! This might be too bizarre to watch. Maybe I’ll go. After all, us girls don’t get to see dick every day (unless you live with one, hehe). So maybe this will be our chance!!! I’ve heard it’s pretty entertaining, though it would be tough to get more comical than male strippers.
Genital Origami eh? I probably won’t ever look at another Johnson the same way again after that.
And all you boys, if you’ve always wanted to be in show biz, you may want to try your hand, uh, I mean weenie at genital origami… They’re taking auditions!!!
That’s right, the show’s creators, Simon Morley and David Friend, hold regular auditions for new penis puppeteers…
Check it:
The demand for this outrageous show is such that Simon and Friendy are now in search of more like-minded gentleman who possess a unique combination of natural talent and a complete lack of shame to help satisfy the world's thirst for the show. The vision is to expand and franchise Puppetry of the Penis in a similar fashion to the world famous 'Tap Dogs' (who also hail from Australia) and 'STOMP'.The producer and artists are asking that penis puppeteers come to the auditions with a flexible working attitude and be ready to demonstrate their own genital installations. Puppetry of the Penis is an equal opportunity employer and will audition both circumcised and uncircumcised genital origami hopefuls. Bilingual practitioners of the art are also encouraged to attend.Email us your contact details.
Could you imagine? You'd have to be pretty hard up to quit your job to play with your pecker. And how do you tell people what you do for a living?
"What do you do?"
"Uh… I’m a penis puppeteer, uh practioner... err, I marionette my member..."
What would you put on your resume?
Too funny.
Also, who are the judges for these auditions? Can I be a judge? Please please! How can I qualify? Oh man, it would crack me up to see a steady stream of shaft contortionists.
So what if a guy hasn’t seen the show and wants to audition? How in the hell is he supposed to know what to do with his weewee? I’d like to see someone try puppeteering his penis without any kind of instruction. They do suggest that men be ready to demonstrate their own genital installations… Practice in the mirror boys!
The mental pictures. Guys already spend an inordinate amount of time with their tools... This would definitely be a LOT more jammin’ with junior.
Hmmm. I’m sure the auditions would range from the tallywacker-talented to the William Hung of schlong showoffs. William Hung! His name would suggest that he’s probably more suited to penis puppetry than pop music. And I love how they say equal opportunity employer. How does THAT work?
Maybe size doesn’t matter after all, it’s what you do with it that counts! I never thought that included PUPPETRY...
2 comments:
Come on; you don't actually have to SEE a previous show to audition, just be an innovator. It's been big in the medical care area by people who have never cared for a patient, and American Inventor, TV show, has shown us how resourceful humans can be!
I do think, though, that they should preface every show with: "Caution, don't try this at home".
Maybe HBO could pick up the show... It would definitely be the most hilarious one yet! Maybe a bit obscene though, even for HBO.
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