As I got into my car after lunch, I spotted something on my face in the rearview mirror.
Why didn't anyone tell me there was a big clump of custard on my forehead? There were 10 people at lunch, someone must have noticed!
Hmm. It kind of looked a bit like a zit. Maybe they thought it was a zit. If so, they must have thought it had to be the biggest whitehead in human recorded history.
My God, doesn't the word "whitehead" just make you wanna go and ralph? Ugh. Better change the subject, I want to keep my lunch down.
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