Is it me or do other people think it's strange that they offer seniors a discount on liquor? Are there hoardes of alcoholic grannies and geyzers shopping around for breaks on booze? Does this offer drum up some major business? Or does the liquour establishment understand that seniors are on limited incomes and therefore can't afford to get trashed every day? So nice of them to help out like that.Is it that nice? Perhaps. Maybe if I was old and crotchety maybe I'd want to be liquored up all the time. I mean, it works now... Get drunk and forget you're an ugly grouch, hehe. And the hangover wouldn't be so difficult, because when you're old you feel like shit all the time anyways. Something always hurts, maybe the exploding headache would take your mind off the back or arthritis pain for a change.
If it's about limited incomes, maybe there should also be student discount... or maybe children should drink free! I'd borrow my brother's kids and have a grand ol' time! What bro? You want me to babysit? SHORE!!! Hiccup! Bring'em on over!!!
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Both my grandmothers are alcoholics. You'd be surprised.
As for students, I'd be all for that one!!!!
If that kind of discount existed, you'd have to pick them up because I wouldn't be legal to drive!!!
LOL!
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