Almost-PhD Forever

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I was taking Procrastin-X (and high doses of ice cream, caffeine and alcohol) to deal with my Post-Bachelor Disorder... Little did I know they were contraindicated. Now I'll never graduate.


I'll forever be just an old, hyper, hungover almost-PhD fatty.


*Tick* *Shudder* *Twitch* *Moan*


The PBD is worse than ever. It says there's a cure but doesn't say what it is!!! I'd do ANYTHING to get rid of my raging PBD!!!


Uh, except work on my thesis. Yeah. Huge oversight there. Woops.