Some religions apparently think that if you are a martyr in life, you go to heaven and you get 72 virgins! At first I thought that this was so sexist!!! But then the guy said that it also works for women, who get 72 male virgins to play with.
If this was true, then it would really suck to be a martyr on Earth all your life and then to basically ALSO be a martyr in heaven, having sexual relations with fricken 72 virgin men! This would NOT be fun at all!
On the other hand, 72 men who know what they are doing... Well now, that’s another story!!! Oh yeah, and they also need to look like Brad Pitt.
Hello martyrdom!!!

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