Wednesday, September 06, 2006

4 Packs A Day

The last few weeks I've wolfed down about 4 packs a day of this gum.

I think it's helping.

"We know nature’s urges can arise at the most inappropriate times. That’s where Handzoff Anti-Masturbatory gum comes in handy. When you’ve got the fire down below and you must say no, chew Handzoff instead.

Two Handzoff chews offer 4-6 hrs of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed."


p.s. I just noticed the label says the anti-masturbatory gum "comes in handy". Good pun, I mean, good one.


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