It's becoming more and more evident that my strategy for losing the Christmas poundage is to get rid of all the treats in my house. And by "get rid of" I mean, "eat as much of it as possible."
Now, the only way this plan can possibly work would be to get the stuff out of my face as soon as possible so that I'm not tempted by it later. It's all about instant gratification for the purposes of long-term gain. Wait a second... what type of gain are we speaking of here? Err, maybe it's actually short-term gain in exchange for long-term... PAIN.
Sheeeite. This is gonna hurt.
Abort plan! Put DOWN the cookies! Get AWAY from the chocolate! Don't touch that cake!!!
Awwww geez. There were some perks on that plan.
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