Sign interpretations...

Hey- To all you meatheads who stop at this sign before driving on the high level bridge:
This is not a stop, yield or even a merge sign, it's a FREE FLOW sign!
It means that you have your OWN LANE and don't need to stop... duh.


Phew! Got that out of the way.
Now let's look at some other traffic signs, and their possible interpretations...


This one blinks above my head some days.


We should all see this sign in bold letters as we come shooting out the birth canal,
before we embark on that crazy road trip we call 'life'.

These are the nap times of some people I know.

Description of many people's first sexual encounter...
and for some, of many more to come.

The mailman keeps trying to deliver this sign to my house.
What the?
I keep telling him he's got the wrong address but he keeps coming back...
He's quite young and very cute though, so I don't mind so much.